“Your work really is mind expanding… a ‘through the looking glass’ experience into a world that could really exist. I love your free form association with ideas and visual images, in your writing and your sculptures. It helps me put a story behind my own robots, giving them some sort of biography.”

“This is amazing! And I must say that Screwed packing is the safest that i’ve ever received!”

“Great idea and characters, so imaginative.”

“OMG I love love love these!”

“Adorable! Such a great idea!”

My Mermaid Bot is… bloody wonderful! She is perfect for the spot and gives my hat a bit of extra ‘edge’. Chuffed to little mintballs!

Ahhhhh that’s amazing! So beautifully gift wrapped too! My son really will love it! It’s a really special present.

A chance online encounter with a VampireBot from Brighton led me to John at Screwed, who created Flo (I did have Wile E Coyote at ASDO but thought he was too twee and too heavy) to my specification. If your hat needs a mascot John is your man – just give him a commission, he’s very reasonable.

Bloody awesome! Really like it and bang on the brief. Super good work sir!

IT’S FANTASTIC!! He [My partner] absolutely loves it! – I wish you could have seen his face when he opened it, best Christmas present ever. You’ve done an amazing job. Thorough, professional, so talented and just a really decent chap.

Just seen the tankbot, it’s perfect! My dad is going to love it….I’m almost disappointed I have to wait a month before his birthday comes around, going to have to try not to hand it over beforehand!

I just opened the bot. WOW!!!! He’s absolutely bloody amazing! Seriously, you could not have done a better job. It’s even better than I imagined. My partner will be absolutely thrilled. Thank you again, what a wonderful skill you’ve got. I’ll recommend you to all my friends who are after something that little bit different but utterly unique.

I’m in love with my new robot, who has informed me his name is Mad Max. He is protecting me from all the evil in the world.

I love my Bot! Thanks so much Prof- what a wonderful birthday surprise! You are one kind man!